What should I expect when I visit?  

Once you drive into our parking lot, you'll be greeted by one of our friendly parking attendants who will guide you to a free parking space.  No road rage here!  Next, once you enter the front doors, you'll be welcomed by a greeter who will offer you a smile and a bulletin that outlines what will happen during the service.  If you have kids, you can make your way to our Kids' Program Registration Tables, where someone will be happy to talk with you and sign in your child.  After that, follow the music to the gym where you can help yourself to a hot fresh cup of Starbucks© and some Timbits©.  Find a comfortable place to sit. 
Then relax.Take a deep breath. Sip your coffee. And even after the service begins, help yourself to another coffee and Timbit. 

How does that sound?